World's Shortest Fairytale.

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WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRYTALE. One day a man asked a women to marry him but the woman said NO!!. So the man went fishing, shagging, drinking and playing golf and he still had money at the end of the week. THE END. Jus Sayin Like ;)
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Blow Up Dolls $40.

Market seller selling sex toys cries out, “Blow up dolls $40”. Ugly man comes forward complaining, “ I bought one of those fucking dolls brought it home, blew it up and the fuckin thing went down on me”. Market seller shouts, “Blow up dolls $100”. Jus Sayin Like.

Can I Get Pregnant? ;)

Girl asks her Doctor, “Can I become pregnant without any sexual contact”?. “Yes”!, replies the Doctor, But that would be one hell of a shot”. Jus Sayin Like ;)

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Re-Cycle'd Condoms

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Q. If you had protected sex every day for a year, kept all 365 condoms – melted them down – made a tyre out of the rubber!!. What would you have?



A. A FUCKING GOODYEAR. Jus Sayin Like. ;)
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Neighbours Shagging.

Two neighbours meet over the garden fence. One says, "Next time your shagging your wife close the curtains. Last night where shagging her and the whole street was out watching & laughting at you". "Well", say's the second neighbour, " The laughts on them - I was'nt even home last night". Jus Sayin Like. ;)

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Seventeen Year Old Son Has Sex!. ;)

A couple sat up late waiting T for their 17 year old son to return home, eventually he comes home smiling saying, "Mum and Dad, guess what I had sex tonight the first time and it was great". His Dad replies, "Oh good, thats a reason to celebrate. So I will buy you that bicycle you've always wanted but you will have to wait until pay day". "No problem", says the son, " My arse is to sore to ride it anyway". !! Jus Sayin Like ;)

Priest And Nun In The Sahara Desert.

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Priest and Nun on a camel in the sahara desert, the camel drops dead leaving them both deamed, realizing their fate the Priest asks the Nun to expose her tits, she agrees providing hr exposes his cock. They fondle each other and the Priest get an erection. * You hnow! If I were to put this in the right place – I can create life”, says the Priest. “Right”, says the Nun the “Stick it up the camels arse and lets get the Fuck out of here.” Jus Sayin Like! ;)

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