World's Shortest Fairytale.

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WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRYTALE. One day a man asked a women to marry him but the woman said NO!!. So the man went fishing, shagging, drinking and playing golf and he still had money at the end of the week. THE END. Jus Sayin Like ;)
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Blow Up Dolls $40.

Market seller selling sex toys cries out, “Blow up dolls $40”. Ugly man comes forward complaining, “ I bought one of those fucking dolls brought it home, blew it up and the fuckin thing went down on me”. Market seller shouts, “Blow up dolls $100”. Jus Sayin Like.

Can I Get Pregnant? ;)

Girl asks her Doctor, “Can I become pregnant without any sexual contact”?. “Yes”!, replies the Doctor, But that would be one hell of a shot”. Jus Sayin Like ;)

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